Terms & Conditions
Grumpy Goat Farms
Effective Date: June 7, 2026
Welcome to Grumpy Goat Farms. By using this website or placing an order, you agree to the terms below.
Local Delivery Business
Grumpy Goat Farms is a North Texas virtual farmstand offering microgreens, infused syrups, cookies, mushrooms when available, and seasonal farm goods.
Products are available through local delivery only unless otherwise stated. We do not ship perishable products through postal or parcel carriers.
Product Availability
Products are small-batch, seasonal, and subject to availability. Microgreens are grown to order through weekly or every-other-week harvest plans. Mushroom availability may vary by growing schedule.
We may update, remove, limit, or pause products at any time.
Orders and Payment
Orders must be placed through the website unless other arrangements are approved by Grumpy Goat Farms.
Payment is due at checkout. Orders are not confirmed until payment is completed.
Microgreen Harvest Plans
Microgreens are grown to order. Weekly and every-other-week harvest plans help us seed accurately, reduce waste, and deliver fresher greens.
Customers may pause, skip, or cancel before the next grow cycle. Changes must be made at least 7 days before the next scheduled harvest.
Local Delivery
Customers are responsible for providing accurate delivery information. If we cannot complete delivery because of incorrect information, unsafe access, or unavailable delivery details, the order may not be eligible for refund.
During warm weather, orders may be packed with insulated protection as needed for local delivery.
Perishable Products
Many Grumpy Goat Farms products are perishable or temperature-sensitive. Customers are responsible for receiving and storing products promptly after delivery.
Microgreens should be refrigerated at 35–40°F and kept dry until use.
Allergens and Ingredients
Some products may contain or be made near common allergens, including wheat, milk, egg, soy, peanuts, tree nuts, or sesame.
Customers are responsible for reviewing product descriptions and ingredient information before ordering. Contact us before purchase if you have allergy concerns.
Refunds and Order Issues
Because our products are perishable, all sales are generally final.
If there is a product quality concern, delivery issue, or incorrect item, contact us within 3 hours of delivery with your order details and photos when applicable.
Refunds or replacements are reviewed case by case.
See our Refund Policy for more details.
Wholesale Access
Wholesale ordering is available only to approved buyers. Wholesale account access may be approved, denied, paused, or removed at our discretion.
Wholesale pricing, availability, delivery details, and product offerings may change.
Website Content
All website content, product descriptions, photos, logos, branding, and written materials belong to Grumpy Goat Farms unless otherwise stated. They may not be copied, reused, or redistributed without permission.
Limitation of Liability
Grumpy Goat Farms is not responsible for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages related to use of the website, product availability, delivery delays, customer storage after delivery, or customer misuse of products.
Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms & Conditions at any time. Updates will be posted on this page with a revised effective date.
Contact Us
Grumpy Goat Farms
Email: dyann@grumpygoatfarmers.com
Phone: 469-213-8050
